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What your world would be if everything liberals wanted, they got. Open the door at the bottom of its Elysium fa├žade and take a glimpse of hell.

Let's do what Herbert Hoover did

 

Raise taxes!


H

ow did that work out for America?

Great Depression? Well, nobody's perfect.

But now the Tax-and-Spender in Chief B'roke Ødummy wants to do the same thing.

"Yeah, but this time it'll be different!!!11!!!!111ONEONEONE!!1!"

Just like it wasn't every time it was tried?

As Alexander Hamilton observed in Federalist Papers No. 35,

Necessity, especially in politics, often occasions false hopes, false reasonings, and a system of measures correspondingly erroneous.


So Former Part-Time-Only Senator Øbasshole-freak is, in effect, asking WWHD?

What Would Hoover Do?™

Job-killer in Chief Ødingdong apparently thinks feels the answer is to make his long-lasting recession turn into another Great Depression®.

How's that going to work out for America, you reckon?

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Obama the Fail

 

Worst. pResident. Ever.


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blivious. In denial. Dangerous. Incompetent.

And those are his best "leadership" qualities.

Threats of muslim terrorism at home and armed conflict around the world have increased, not decreased, since he "won" the Nobel "Peace" Prize. Dramatically so.

Further proving how utterly worthless that piece of affirmative action garbage really is.

"Man-caused disaster" indeed.

The "man" in this as well as every other case being Barocks-for-"brains" Øfailure. Mmm, mmm, mmmm.

The good news is the American people won't have to crack open a history book anymore to find example after example after example of the unprecedented and unmitigated failure of any Dismalrat presidency.

They're now plastered daily across their own newspapers' front pages.

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Child-molester in Chief Obama is still Biggest. Threat. Ever. to flying public

 

"Up yours — literally — America!"
– Child-groin-grabber in Chief Øfondle'yokids


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ut, but, but, we've stopped sexually assualting Teh Chillllldren™." Sure. Just like you've stopped allowing career lobbyists to "work" in your child-rapistration.

Instead of at least trying to forever eliminate the cause of all the threats — namely, the sponsors, supporters, and leaders of islamaggot moo-slums in search of a free Dozen Virgin-Sixpacks (© 610-2010 Kookran) — you act as Public Defender for all terrorists and work to get these mass murderers off, literally, scot-free.

Then again, if you did eliminate it, you and other extremist Feeleral perverts wouldn't have any "reason" to grab my little Johnny's pee-pee at the airport rapeport. Wouldn't want to even Hope to Change that Need, now would we?

How about taking a break from drooling over your pornographic scans of nude five-year-olds, Constitution-shredder in Chief Øbamolester, so that, yes, you can use your resulting free hand long enough to pick up something far less satisfying to your obviously prurient interests? Like a copy of our Fourth Amendment:

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.


Getting your jollies from watching your grope-happy goons rub their disgusting hands all over my child's nether regions is "reasonable"? Using them to seize their junk is keeping the people secure? Where are those lawfully issued warrants with the graphic descriptions of the private, intimate places you long to lingeringly search on any of the particular persons you victimize by your continued sexual assaults?

It's definitely time for a total passenger revolt. One that will make the shellacking you took three weeks ago, Groper in Chief Øpedophile, look even close to being the Yes We Did Moment® you lie to your Øzombies about.

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If cloning is prohibited under Obama'Care'...

 

The Epic Failure-in-Chief should grant a couple hundred of his 32,875,634,534-plus waivers to the first one who figures out how to clone Governor Christie:



W

hile he's at it, how about a couple hundred thousand more to clone Representative West?



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Government 'health' insurance kills four times as many Americans as any lack of insurance does

 

Color me surprised.


R

emember this tug at your heartstrings blather just before Øfascist"Care" Teh Bill None May Read™ was passed and signed into law by Mo, Larry, Curly Øbamao, Peloser, Reidtard, and their criminally bribed accomplices?

(Reuters) – Nearly 45,000 people die in the United States each year — one every 12 minutes — in large part because they lack health insurance and can not get good care, Harvard Medical School researchers found in an analysis released on Thursday.


Sounds horrible.

"Shut up and pass [TBNMR™] now!!11!!ELEVENHUNDREDELEVENTY!!!111!!!" bleated Demmøbsterrats and other fascist liberals.

Well, it turns out having a lack of insurance is 75 percent less deadly than being inflicted with government "health" insurance.

An estimated 15,000 Medicare patients die each month [i.e., 180,000 each yearone every 3 minutes!] in part because of care [sic] they receive in the hospital, says a government study released today.


Kill the Øfascist"Care" bill now or be killed by it.

That is the choice facing the American people.

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First they didn't come for the tax cheats...

 

But I wasn't a tax cheat, so I said — what the ^%$*!


D

emøcrook Charlie Rangel is a Demøcrook.

If you or I cheated on our taxes the way Demøcrook Charlie Rangle the Demøcrook did, you wouldn't be reading or I wouldn't be writing this post. That's because, unlike Demøcrook Charlie Rangel the Demøcrook, you or I would be in jail.

“But I thought Speaker Blinkey was gonna drain the swamp. I guess Rangel and Murtha clogged up the drain.”

But because Demøcrook Charlie Rangel the Demøcrook is a Demøcrook, his Demøcrook pals cø-conspirators gave him a Demøcrook pass Get Out of Jail Free race card.

Way to "drain the swamp," Demøcrook Nancrook Peloser, Demøcrook Doubledealer of the Demøcrook-overrun House of Racketeerives.

No wonder your Demøcrook crookleagues in the House re-appointed you their Ringleader.

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The 'Message'?

 

Denial. With a crapital D.




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'Higher Taxes for the Job Creators and Savers!'

 

That'll stimulate the economy!


O

ne in ten out of work not enough? Then let's go for one in five.

Brilliant plan!

Who needs jobs anyway?

Lame quack Duhmøcrat Schizoid of the House Ninny Peloser's genius economic theory is that the more people out of work, the more unemployment checks the government will be handing out. The more money the government borrows and/or prints to cover those checks, she sputters, the more, yes, the unemployed can spend to buy stuff. All with increasingly worthless currency, of course. But don't let that purposefully ignored fact get in the way of her theory purely emotional appeal to the extremely gullible.

Besides, who cares how much actual economic stimulation President Kennedy, just to name one example, achieved by cutting tax rates "across the board, top to bottom"?

Today's Duhmøronic Party misleaders obviously don't.

"It is a paradoxical truth," [President John F. Kennedy, in December 1962,] told the Economic Club of New York, "that tax rates are too high today and tax revenues are too low and the soundest way to raise the revenues in the long run is to cut the rates now." What he had in mind, he said, was "an across-the-board, top-to-bottom cut in personal and corporate income taxes"....

Four months earlier, JFK had called high tax rates a danger to "the very essence of the progress of a free society." In his 1963 State of the Union message, his first priority was "the enactment this year of a substantial reduction and revision in federal income taxes." In the speech he was scheduled to deliver on Nov. 22, 1963, Kennedy planned to report proudly: "We have proposed a massive tax reduction, with particular benefits for small business."



It's now painfully clear Dodøcrats don't care the first thing about facts. Especially when nearly every one proves them and their so-called economic theories excruciatingly wrong.

President Hoover dramatically increased tax rates in the 1930s and President Roosevelt compounded the damage by pushing marginal tax rates to more than 90 percent. Recognizing that high tax rates were hindering the economy, President Kennedy proposed across-the-board tax rate reductions that reduced the top tax rate from more than 90 percent down to 70 percent. What happened? Tax revenues climbed from $94 billion in 1961 to $153 billion in 1968, an increase of 62 percent (33 percent after adjusting for inflation).


In less than two months, the job creators and savers's taxes will increase. They'll have even less money then to create or save Jobs We Need™.

You do the math. Because members of the Depression Party, from the White House on down, can't — or, more likely, won't.

The only conclusion that fits all the facts is that Demøcommierat bastards must want more people unemployed. They must want more people dependent on government handouts. How else are these job killers going to get more and more of us to change from needing to be gainfully employed to having no hope of being anything other than permanent wards of the state Dismalratic Party?

Their personal power, not what's in the best interests of the American people, is the only thing Demøcrooks can and ever will care about.

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Obama Already Repealing ObamaCare

 

Making the law that's going to repeal it just a formality.


F

irst it was waiver after waiver after waiver for all the special-interest lobbyists he wanted to pay back welcome with open arms to his "Lobbyist Free Zone[... Not!]."

Now Former Part-time Senator B'reak Ev'ry Promise Øliar is handing out waiver after waiver after waiver to everyone and their brother third cousin — twice removed — who've seen with their own eyes what a Utterly. Hopeless. Failure.™ his regime's Øfascist"Care" really is and decided — very wisely — they want no part of it. Or, in short, everyone.

Change We Need!

Yes, we can hope to create or save millions of the ones we've been waiting for just like this!

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'We'll leave you alone, except when we want to control you'

 

When the exceptions become the liberals' rules.


L

iberals' version of "tolerance" is that you act, speak, and even think exactly as they say you should. Because, after all, liberals think feel they know — better than anyone else, of course — how everyone else should act, speak, and even think in an "inclusive society." Excluded from that fascist totalitarian dictatorship so-called society, of course, is whomever or whatever liberals can't tolerate. The chief of which being real, individual freedom, as opposed to some collective perversion of it.

Thus, a character in a Hollywood movie can bed everything with two or more legs, use every four-letter word in the book in practically every conversation, and think feel every corporation and cop is basically greedy and corrupt, and no one in the audience is allowed to be offended by any of it. But if he's holding a cigarette or eating a Happy Meal while doing it, that is an unacceptable influence on our nation's youth and shouldn't be tolerated.

"There's no place for Ronald McDonald or Joe Camel in our 'inclusive' society!" liberals shout.

Behold San Francisco, the paradise of permissive sexual attitudes. The city council may welcome flowers in your hair, but they have just voted to ban "Happy Meal" toys unless the "happy" menu is low in fat and sodium, and includes fruits and vegetables.

Apparently, that villain Ronald McDonald has been leading a Vast Child-Fattening Conspiracy.

This is hardly the first step toward dietary dictates in San Francisco. In 2007, Mayor Gavin Newsom banned city-government use of bottled water, and this past summer, Newsom instituted a ban on sugary sodas in city vending machines. And not just sugary sodas, but sports drinks and even artificially sweetened water. The rule insists juice must be 100 percent fruit or vegetable juice with no added sweeteners, and machines should allow the choice of soy milk or rice milk.

Then there's the Big Apple, San Francisco's East Coast cousin, another hub of libertine behavior. New York City schools now regulate the types of foods that students may sell for fundraising inside the school: Acceptable products include Fiber One bars, Soy Crisps and Ayala's Herbal Water. To qualify as an approved item, a snack must meet 11 criteria developed by the city. All products must be in marked, single-serving packages with a maximum calorie count of 200. Artificial sweeteners like Splenda are banned. Less than 35 percent of the item's total calories may come from either total sugars or fat. Grain-based products must contain at least 2 grams of fiber.

After resistance to the city's ban on bake sales of homemade goodies, the city relented partially: Parents may sell cupcakes and cookies — but only once a month, and not in the school cafeteria....



Intolerance, thy name is liberal.

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Secede from the Union and Fly Your Own Flag, California

 

Then no one in your Dismalcratic Peoples Republik will be "offended™" by anyone openly flying it.


B

etter yet, there's nothing in our Constitution Living Document® that says the United States can't sell 104,772,480 acres of its bottom left-coast territory to, say, the Mexican government for the incredibly low price of $10,000 each. The same acres that, coincidentally, lie entirely within your current borders. It already owns nearly half of them anyway.

If their total $1 trillion price tag is too steep for Mexico, we'll put them all up for auction and sell the whole lot to the highest bidder(s).

Come January 2013, when Teh Øn(c)e is beating a hasty, shredded document-strewn path back to his Chicago Gangland, the Congress can revoke your state's admittance and put up the giant "For Sale" sign.

Yes, we can use that money to pay down a huge chunk of the debt Teh Øn(c)e recklessly ran up abusing We the People's Credit Card.

Yes, you can be part of some other country and fly whatever hammer 'n' sickle abomination you wish to run up your assh flagpoles.

And yes, that other country can get all the headaches and hemorrhaging you used to burden us with when you were flying punishing patriotic middle schoolers who dared to display in public this "offensive™" flag:



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'Blame Republicans for Their Mammoth Victories!'

 

Or something.


D

ødorats are the latest Victims® of their own bitterly clung-to Darwinism.

As the reality of their having sunk lower than polluted pond sludge continues to sink in somewhere immeasurably deep inside those empty, slope-foreheaded skulls of theirs, all in a hopelessly endless search for any kind of even nominally living brain matter way down there, Defeatedrats are poise(iu)d to cling just as bitterly to their same old tired status quo of dangerously incompetent, epicly failed misleadership.

Projectionist-in-Chief Naggy "Every Month 500 Million Americans [sic] Will Lose Their Jobs" Peloseri, soon to be former Screecher of her soon to be former Demøcrook-benighted House of Reprobates, is, of course, not only "a total failure, losing all credibility with the American people on the economy, on the war, on energy, you name the subject," but "an incompetent leader. In fact, she's not a leader. She's a person who has no judgment, no experience and no knowledge of the subjects that she has to decide upon." Clearly "oblivious. In denial. Dangerous." Indeed, "the empress has no clothes. When are Dumbørats going to face the reality? Pull this curtain back." Moreover, "her activities, her decisions, the results of her actions are what undermines her [mis]leadership, not this statement. These statements are just a statement of fact."

In other words, the perfect one to drive Demøcrasshole freaks further into that undrainable swampland ditch called Permanent Minority Status.

Meanwhile, we are 56 days away from fundamentally restoring the United States House of Representatives, making it once again The People's House™.

Thank You, Lord.

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