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'Stop Buying My Albums!'

 

Another "artist" alienates over half her dwindling audience.


O

ne hand clapping (or washing out and reusing only one square of toilet paper) is the only sound an "artist" is going to wind up hearing at each of her canceled concerts if she strays once more like this from her alleged art:

"I appreciate the fact that those people are out there and that they are fired up," responded (the Sheryl Crow formerly known as 'artist'), before adding that Tea Partiers "haven't educated themselves..."


The sound of one dollar being spent by all the people she whines aren't taking to the streets to cause "a riot or a revolution" is literally nothing compared to the sounds those hard-working, income-earning Tea Partiers' dollars will be making when they spend them only on artists who aren't whining so.

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Irresponsible Congress

 

"Budgets? We don't need no stinking budgets!"


D

emøcrook Majokery "Leader" Harrying Reidtard and Demøcorrupt SpeakLIESer Nan "I See Swastikas" Peloseri, along with their accomplices in both the al-Qøngress and Whine Høuse, are all criminally and dangerously irresponsible.

Democrats expect voters not to notice, or care if they do notice, that legislators [sic] have not passed a budget for next year's federal spending.

The Pelosi-Reid "leadership" team have "gone off the grid" of congressional practice and not even pretended to care about spending targets and deficit projections. Humming "que sera sera, what ever will be will be," they twirl toward summer vacation....

[These Demøcrooks] expect to be assisted in their casual shuffling off of the most basic of Article I duties* by a Manhattan-Beltway media elite, quick to assure their dwindling audiences that the abandonment of budgeting isn't completely without precedent....

[The Demøcorrupt Regime's] pals in the press will be hard-pressed, though, to find any years in which the effort [to establish a Federal Budget] wasn't even begun, and there is no example of a year wherein a deficit like the one the country faces today went unaddressed by a national budget plan.



RTWT.


* "Duties? We don't carry out no stinking duties!" proclaimed Bonnie & Clyde Peløseri & Reidtard.

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DemObamic Regime Abuses Reason and Common Sense

 

So what else is new?


T

ime to play some more golf, Øbameinführer.

Ken Salazar gets an ass-kicking.


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Moratorium on Free Enterprise = Guilty until Proven Innocent

 

When the burden of proof is on private persons, not the government that initated an action against them, there is no justice.


N

o justice, no peace.

Blame everyone for the actions of one. Guilt by association. One person did something; therefore, all persons must be doing it.

These are the tenets of liberalism.

When liberals accuse you of something, you're automatically guilty. You have no right to defend yourself because, no, you can't be innocent.

Every dictatorship in history also thought felt the same way — that this was fair. Many of them called it "social justice," too.

I asked [the violent Communist comrades of Baracrook Øilbama's mentor terrorist pal Bill Ayers], 'What's going to happen after we take over the government? ... What's going to happen to those people that we can't re-educate; that are die-hard capitalists?' And the reply was that they'd have to be eliminated. And when I pursued this further, they estimated that they would have to eliminate 25 million people in these re-education centers. And when I say eliminate, I mean kill. 25 million people.


Alles muss anders sein!

"Change We Need."

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Obama Lied, Pelicans Died

 

NERØbama piddled while oil churned
"We've run out of places to drill"? Not only is he arrøgant, ignørant, and utterly incømpetent, he's completely psychøtic.


B

igcrook Insane Øilbama Mmm, mmm, mmmmiserable failure.

He's such a pathological liar, psychiatrists are now terming the extreme form of mental disorder he constantly exhibits the Barack von Obamünchausen Syndrome.

Only in that Øbilligan's Island fantasy world on which he and his comrade enviromarxist-wacko castaways are hopelessly marooned has anyone run out places to safely and profitably drill for oil.

In the real world the current and growing number of such places is far greater than the number of functioning "brain" cells that have ever been in his embarrassingly empty, pointy head.

“The president (sic) would do well to consider that the unconscious mind processes promises as lies.”

What "Present"dunce ØbamemyselfandI® really is saying lying to us about is, yes, we can so drill in all those places but he and his Demøcommierads don't want anyone to drill anywhere in any way at any time. Period.

“I can't suck it up with a straw man.”
– B. Ø-banal

They "think" feel that, yes, they can fool us into believing we can maintain a superior economy without any oil production if only we'd redistribute literally all the profits from it directly and exclusively to green "industries" their Demøcrony supporters and campaign contributors in the form of extremely wasteful and extravagantly lavished taxpayer subsidies.

In other words, yes, they and theirs can get all the wealth and power.

We just get screwed drilled.

Øafficial Ballot
"Presidential" Selection
Washington, District of Crooks
June 20, 2010
(aka 61 days after the Øil Spill Without End™)
Instructions to Vøter: To vote for the proposal of your choice, place an "X" to the left of the proposal's description. To vote for a measure, place an "X" next to the word "Yes" or the word "No". Any passing the buck or equivocation is forbidden and makes the ballot void. If you shred, postpone, or cover up with your golf balls this ballot, you won't get another.

No. 1
Question on Everyone's Mind
Should the federal government do everything it can to save the Gulf states from the British Barack Petrøleum oil spill?
 Yes
 No
xPresent

Federal Government's Top Response
(Vote for One)
 Accept all competent expert assistance from the Netherlands, Great Britain, Saudi Arabia, etc., as well as domestic companies.
 Promptly approve and expedite implementation of every reasonable request made by the affected states' governors and local officials.
 Tell the Coast Guard to stop hindering the clean up effort with its superfluous ship "inspections."
 Hold(er) off on any unconstitutionally coercive threats of prosecution.
 Return all campaign contributions personally received from British Barack Petrøleum.
 Refrain from playing any golf or taking any vacations during this crisis.
 At least try to remember that George Bush hasn't been in office — indeed, hasn't been anywhere near the White House — for the last 17 months. (There's no "I inherited the spill!" excuse, either, Golfer-in-Chief Øbamoron.)
xAppoint another useless National Commission™ and call that a "solution."

The bottom line is, compared to Bajimmy Øcarter's Spilltrina®, President Bush did an outstanding job handling the last major Gulf-area crisis.

Oval (Office) addresses are best reserved for wars and resignations.”

Ofascist Bingo

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Oilbama's 'plans'

 


 Plan A 
Basketball Plug




 Plan A 
Result




 Plan B 
Straw Sucking




 Plan B 
Result




 Plan C 
Business As Usual




 Plan C 
Result



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Lawsuits don't help dying seabirds

 

Nor do they clean up one drop of oil.


B

ut don't tell that to the Litigatør-in-Chief. (Not that he'd listen to you if you did.)

Having a know-nothing, do-nothing resident in the White House who wouldn't "know whose ass to kick" if he were sitting on it — which, it so happens, he's been mainly doing these past 57 states days — is dangerous to our environment as well as our economy.

So what's his "response" to all the death and destruction happening all along the Gulf Coast right before our very eyes?

He'll sue somebody!

That'll clean up the Gulf!

Møron.

As the days turned into weeks, and weeks into months, with absolutely no real action on his part to ensure that "generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when the rise of the oil began to slow," we began to see with painful clarity exactly what his "response" really can be to such a needless environmental crisis.

Can he immediately take the Dutch government up on its offer, made three days after the explosion, to mop up literally tons of the oil each day?

No, he can't.

Can he duly and timely exercise his statutory power to waive provisions of the Jones Act so, yes, we can fully accept competent, international-expert assistance?

No, he can't.

Can he give Gulf state governors everything they need, when they need it, so, yes, they can begin right away ensuring their waters and beaches stay safe and clean?

No, he can't.

Can he do anything other than blame and sue and ban and throw money at everything except what's causing the problem?

No, he can't.

Yes, he's been worse than useless.

He's been and remains a clear and present danger to the public health, the public good, and the public welfare.

He should resign, or the Congress should impeach and remove him, so someone who obviously has thousands of times more potential to exhibit competence in office can finally stop the oil washing up on our beaches and killing our wildlife and actually work to clean up the mess.

President Joe Biden, you're now the change we need!

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How not to sell books anymore

 

In one easy step.


1.

Put the following warning label


on this—


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The warning label itself needs a warning label:

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'D*** Hole' Not Plugged - Day 48

 

"I've been a little amused over the last couple of days where people have been having these rallies... You would think they would be saying 'thank you!' That's what you'd think." –Baracketeer Husseininny Øbraindead


A

ll right, Mr. Herr Øbetray-US.

On behalf of all the birds and other wildlife that you and your grossly negligent inaction and utter incompetence have been directly responsible for brutally murdering and terrorizing:

Thank you.



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Ofailure: more time on Golf Course than on Gulf Coast

 

"Two trips to golf courses, multiplied by five hours each, equals ten hours total. Three trips to Gulf Coast, multiplied by three hours each, equals nine hours total." –theme of an upcoming USGA ad campaign.

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Obama supports terrorists

 

Yeah, I know. A real shocker.


I

f by "real shocker" you mean not really all that surprising.

White House linked to [terrorist] flotilla organizers

A top adviser to President [sic] Obama is the contact person within the White House for communications with the [Hamas-supporting] Free Gaza Movement over plans to challenge Israel's blockade of the terrorist Hamas-controlled Gaza Strip, according to a reputable source close to the Netanyahu government.

The source, a career official whose reliability was established through his tips for the book, "Why Israel Can't Wait," identified John O. Brennan, deputy national security adviser for homeland security and counterterrorism, as the contact....

Brennan's activities in his "counterterrorism" work have involved him in situations with domestic groups known to have ties to Middle East terrorism.

WND previously has reported that Brennan participated in a meeting with Muslim law students, facilitated by the Islamic Society of North America, a group that was named an unindicted co-conspirator in a case where the founders of the Holy Land Foundation of Texas were given life sentences "for funneling $12 million" to Hamas, the group currently in political control of Gaza.

WND further reported that at a meeting with Muslim law students at New York University, Brennan declared himself a "citizen of the world"....

Obama's Chicago radical pals at center of Free Gaza Movement

WND previously reported that Weather Underground terrorists William Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn, as well as Jodie Evans, the leader of the radical activist organization Code Pink, were top supporters of the Free Gaza Movement, a coalition of leftist U.S. activists and pro-Palestinian groups that organized the six-ship flotilla that attempted to run the Israeli blockade of Gaza.

Obama began his political career in Chicago at a 1995 fundraiser held in the Chicago apartment of Ayers and Dohrn....



Benedict Øbarnold's betrayal of our country and us continues unabated.

Ofascist betrays us

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No experience. Radical views.

 

Because that's been working out so ØNEderfully for us, let Demøfascists assault our Demøfascist-assaulted nation with even more of it.

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