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Thank You for the Swine Flu Epidemic, Illegal Aliens

 

And for the increased tuberculosis cases too.


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ust for saying this, the Øfascist administration totalitarian regime dictates that I, a citizen subject, be monitored by its political-profiling goons who're Just Following Orders™ under its secret surveillance — or SS for sshort — program pogrom aimed not against real terrorists Man-Caused Disasterists® but truly law-abiding Americans.

Of course, Dissent Is Terrorism now, according to Herr Resident Ø'Berghof. So this should surprise no one.

Nor the fact that he's placed the unlawful votes and census numbers of illegal aliens over the health, safety, and even lives of every American man, woman, and child.

It's why Former Senator Øfascist and other Democriminal swine — a grave insult to the four-legged variety of swine, I know — continue to do absolutely nothing to secure our borders against invading disease carriers who haven't received any immunization shots, much less gone though any sort of required medical screening.

But don't say anything when their open-borders policy causes the death of your children.

Unless you prefer having "Present" Øfascist secretly monitor you during and long after their funerals.

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What took you so long, ObArlen?

 

"Benedict Arlen" Specter finally makes his Demofascist Party membership official.


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e facto Democrook Senator Arlen Specter came the rest of the way out the political closet — i.e., the last billionth of a micron which was barely in there — and completely joined the ranks of Harry "Surrender" Reid, Dickweed "Our Troops-R-Nazis" Turban, Naggy Traitor Peloose-screwy, and Barackult-misleader Øfascist.

Now he can finally be a superdelegate for Hideously Rotten al-Qlinton at the 2012 Democommunist National-ssocialist Collusion$o®os.

How appropriate that such a consistent betrayer of America's fundamental principles and values — including those of limited government, individual above the state, abhorring one-party rule, and patriotically honoring one's sacred oath to support and defend our constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic Demoqrat — has totally sold his soul to a party whose leaders spend every waking moment thinking up new and sundry ways to betray as many of these same principles and values as much as they possibly can.

He was, is, and always will be in every respect one of them.

"The Fascist conception of life stresses the importance of the State and accepts the individual only in so far as his interests coincide with the State. It is opposed to classical liberalism [which] denied the State in the name of the individual; Fascism reasserts the rights of the State as expressing the real essence of the individual." –Mussolini


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'If I Only Had A Teleprompter'

 

(sung in the oft-stumbling voice of Teh Øn[c]e™ to "If I Only Had A Brain")


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could bring my way all powers,
      Low oceans and May showers— er, I mean, April flowers,
      Lo, behold me, a hella stompter.
      And my head's emptinessin'
      Would have somethingness in, uh, it
      If I only had a teleprompter.

      I'm so puzzled and befuddled
      When it stops right in the muddle... er, middle
      While questioned by a Anna Compter— eh, Ann Compton.
      Eyes glazed over and unblinkin',
      Less life than ol' dead Abe Lincoln...
      Ugh, if I only had a teleprompter!

      Oh, I could tell you why I have to tax the poor,
      I could mention things like how the Right's real sore,
      And then I'd say... (Hey, scroll some more!)

      I would not be just a fascist
      Who barks "what's 'neath your mattrist... er, mattress
      Is mine to tax 'n' spenter squander."
      I would fly across the seas,
      Make weak-kneed apologies,
      If I only had a, uh, uh, telepromder... what?
      Oh, uh, eh... tele-prop— er, prompt, uh, er
      (Get this thing back online... hurry!
      No, I don't care if it's blogging right now.
      Tell it to stop, I'm startin' to have Teh Shakes®!
      Uh, er, uh, yeah, uh, come on...
      If I only had a brain.)

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'Apathy in the face of Holocaust-deniers'?

 

Like when you promise to negotiate without any preconditions with a Holocaust-denier?


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hat a freakish joke you are, Mr. Former Senator.

So "'never again' begins with bearing witness"?

“I believe it is ‘peace for our time.’ Go home and get a nice quiet sleep.”

Bearing witness to what? Your rampant appeasement that makes Neville Chamberlain look like Attila the Hun?

Sending a billion dollars to Gaza Hamas terrorists so, yes, they can have Hope® to finish putting the "final" in Hitler's Final Solution?

Obsequiously legitimizing tyrants?

"Never again," in the murderously warped, unchanging views of these Hitler-clones you Hope® to appease, begins with their bearing witness to your apathy towards them and the clear signal it sends that they and other state sponsors of terrorism and genocide have a bright green light to aggressively proceed with the same efforts of intimidation, extortion, and nuclear proliferation which, yes, they can hope will sooner rather than later, thanks now to your utter spinelessness, enable them to bring about the complete annihilation of one our strongest and most faithful allies.

Never again will anyone need say such a thing about this besieged nation once your "respected friends" have wiped it off the map and pushed her people into the sea.

The only Change™, then, will be all of us instead asking: Who's next?


This Is Jeopardy!

“I’ll take, uh, ‘Something Off’ for, uh, uh, six hundred, er, Alex.”

“All right. The answer is: ‘Although “the Obama Øpøløgy camp argues that its policy of friendship and respect has changed the parameters of international relations,” this far better characterizes the position in which such Change™ actually places all but America's enemies.’ — Barry.”

“Uh, why is, uh, play off? Alex... er, I mean, why is, uh, there — ...yeah — play offs?”

“No. You are stupendously wrong. — Lou.”

“What is worse off?”

“That is correct. Although we would’ve also accepted ‘much, much, much, much, much, much, much worse off’....”



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Immaturity

 

Rock Star... Cool... Popular....


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hese are the desired qualities of those desperate to impress squealing teenage girls or other easily infatuated persons.

They're not the qualities of an effective leader.

But when you're a shallow, insecure liberal — but I repeat myself — such qualities are the only ones that matter.

President Bush kept America safe for over seven years, but he was "unpopular." So he's "evil," "dangerous," and even a "war criminal."

Former Senator Appeaser-in-chief Øfascist just made it easier for international terrorists to kill us, but he remains for the time being Mr. Popularity. So he's "refreshing," "mature," and even "going to save the world."

The fact he also breaks promises, hires crooks, and abuses power is of little concern.

On second thought, forget the teenage girls. This is the kind of "charm and charisma" used by misleaders desperate to keep in line their brainwashed brain-dead cult members.

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I won't blame you, CIA,

 

when we're attacked here again and thousands or more die.


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ho in their right mind would want to be working anywhere near, much less in, the intelligence and interrogations divisions of our nation's Central Intelligence Agency? Now that "Present" Øbackstabber has ordered they can be hounded and prosecuted — like border agents — for, you know, actually doing their jobs?

Heck, it's probably not safe to even be a janitor an indoor maintenance engineer™ at CIA now, lest you find yourself charged with aiding and abetting patriotic efforts to keep all Americans safe "a criminal conspiracy."

If I were a CIA intelligence or interrogations officer or agent I would (1) resign before anything else I do becomes grounds for yet another count in the upcoming multiple indictments against me, and (2) hire a good lawyer.

No matter how patriotic you are, no matter how much you love your country and want to protect all her people from real and present murderously dangerous enemies, it's not worth going to jail for and unjustly losing your freedom.

I won't blame you true patriots when you decide to get out while the getting's good. Nor when, as a result of our CIA losing your invaluable expertise and Former Senator Øappeaser replacing you with his traitorous henchmen Terrorists' Turn-Down Service Staff™, al-Qaeda no longer has to worry about any of those pillow fluffers or anyone else being able to extract any useful information from any of its captured terrorists before they're all released on bail on U.S. soil.

Nor will I blame any of you former officers and agents when, due to the Øfascist maladministration's dangerous incompetence and its seeking of purely political vengeance, al-Qaeda is literally left free to plan and carry out its next attacks on innocent American civilians at their homes and workplaces.

After we — likely while wearing radiation suits — bury our dead and mourn their horrific deaths, none of us either will or can blame you.

The total blame will fall squarely on the narrow shoulders and weak knees of the fascist totalitarian Democrook "present"dunce and his despotic rubberstamping al-Qongress.

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'You hate America...

 

and so do I!"


I

n the realm of politics, siding with your enemy in a way that partially stabs in the back friends whom you know can't or won't more than temporarily turn on you, all so you can manipulate both just to your own advantage, is known as triangulation.

In the international-relations arena, siding with the same enemy all your close friends have been siding with anyway, just so you can fully stab in the back a country that all of you not only fundamentally hate but want to permanently destroy, could be called biangulation.

Except there's a better term for it:

Treason.

Because that country is the one to whose constitution you've formally — if not solemnly — sworn allegiance.

After warmly shaking hands with a fellow totalitarian fascist, Former Senator Øfascist gladly accepts his favorite anti-America book.

"The former half-term senator seems to be saying, 'I order you to buy my great friend's book now — or else!'" an expert on interdictatorial relations told LU News®.

The book's Amazon.com sales rank before this photograph of Tyrants Shaking Hands™ was snapped: #54,295. It's rank after "Present" Øtyrant apparently commanded his fellow citizens enslaved subjects to buy it: #2.

"Now that's an effective endorsement!" the expert added.


Coddle and legitimize absolute depots your friends who declare our country their mortal enemy. That's not standing up for us or our interests.

Declare war on American citizens who clearly see the tremendous damage you're inflicting on this country they profoundly love and who thus deeply and honestly believe it is nothing short of their highest patriotic duty to oppose your dangerously irresponsible, shortsighted, and self-interested acts and woefully out of touch and incompetent policies.

That's downright anti-America.

Continue going around the world apologizing to our enemies. Just from now on do it not in our name but in yours alone, for the total and shameful disgrace you are to a country that I and all your other declared enemies would never — could never — hate or betray in any way like you so do.

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Socialist Freak Show

 

Tax cheats, lobbyists, pushers of porn on kids, All Censuses Organized... er, we mean Rigged Now (ACORN), increased Poor Tax®, muslim king's personal hand licker, redacted Jesus, czarist crooks, harvested human babies, rambling racists, nihilist nannies, marauding missiles, crackdowns on unauthorized thought, Biggest.Debt.Ever.
    These are just the warm-up acts. Here are a few more:



Deep in debt? Well, buy a Cadillac!
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ust let your children and grandchildren make all the payments.

Former Senator Øfascist is the most stupid person ever to polish an Oval Office chair with his butt "brain."

The country has no money to spend on extravagant non-necessities like his Super Dooper Railway, Yay!™ which no one will ever use unless his already over-bloated fascist Democorrupt Party government regime(birm) spends steals from us even more money to bribe, threaten, or outright force We the People Oppressed Subjects™ to use it.

Yet it's "Damn the Tremendous Debt and Deficits. Full Spending Ahead!"®

Ninety percent of all firearms that Mexico asked Nigeria to trace came from Nigeria

Former Senator Teleprompter-for-"Brains"™ "thought" up a "statistic" that he thinks feels further "shows" our country is to blame for all the world's ills. (Come on, you could at least pretend you're surprised.)

This famed "statistic" is that only one in ten guns criminals use in Mexico weren't bought in the United States.

What he conveniently "forgot" to include in that "statistic" is it only applies to a tiny fraction of the guns Mexican authorities are seizing there.

Those same Mexican authorities, while sorting through their piles and piles of seized guns, every now and then come across one stamped "Made in USA." So, under international agreement, they send it to the USA to find out exactly where in the USA it was made and sold. Very logical. Also logical is the conclusion that a gun stamped "Made in USA" has at least a 90 percent chance of being, well, made in the USA.

By the same token, at least 90 percent of the guns Mexican authorities seize which are stamped "Made in Nigeria" will, after the Nigerian government performs traces on them, indeed be guns that came from — you guessed it — Nigeria.

Of course all this involves, you know, logic. So it's really not surprising that a fascist totalitarian progressive liberal(birm) like "Present" Øfascist would so glaringly distort any purportedly related "statistic" that proves nothing except how much of a lying liar, yes, he can be.

"Why am I bowing again? Because Fidel's short too, you asker of unauthorized questions. And unless you want me to have my Homeland SSecretary target you also, you better stay silent!"

Or in short, freaks of a feather flock together.

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Obraindead labels Texas governor 'rightwing extremist'

 

According to his fascist totalitarian government's declaration of war against the American people.


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emember progressives libtards: "Then they came for me, and by that time no one was left to speak up."

What and who exactly are President Obama's Herr Ødictator's homeland security officials afraid of these days? If you are a member of an active conservative group that opposes abortion, favors strict immigration enforcement, lobbies to protect Second Amendment rights, protests big government, advocates federalism, or represents veterans who believe in any of the above, the answer is: You.

DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano Former Senator Øfascist has turned her his attention away from acts of Islamic jihad on American soil (which she his maladministration now refers to as "man-caused disasters"). Instead, her department "Present" Øtyrant is sounding the alarm over an un-quantified "resurgence" in "rightwing extremism activity."



If you think this sounds familiar, you're right.

Whereas many of our subjects in divers parts of our Colonies and Plantations in North America, misled by dangerous and ill designing men, and forgetting the allegiance which they owe to the power that has protected and supported them; after various disorderly acts committed in disturbance of the publick peace, to the obstruction of lawful commerce, and to the oppression of our loyal subjects carrying on the same; have at length proceeded to open and avowed rebellion....


That was the despot King George III "declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us" on August 23, 1775.

“A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.”
– Declaration of Independence


As dancing from Genesis ably pointed out yesterday, the "you" Dear Misleader Øbameinführer's storm troopers want to goose step on includes one of our own states' freely elected governors.

Texas republican governor Rick Perry was on Larry Kudlow's show last night, explaining why Texans are fed-up with Obama's Øbrute's controlling arm, seeking to dictate liberal policies to states such as Texas, where big federal government control is not welcome, and is actually forbidden by the Tenth Amendment of the U. S. Constitution.... [And] because Perry is against Obama's Øpressor's power grab, then according to the DHS memo to local law enforcement, Governor Perry could well be a clear and present danger to the security of the state, along with the hundreds of thousands of Texans, and millions of other Americans across the country, who will turn out tomorrow to protest, peacefully but forcefully, the policies being enacted by the left wing fascist controlled House, Senate, and Oval Office, which threaten the free enterprise system in America.


Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda terrorists are now officially less of a threat to the security of every freedom-loving American than Øbama bin Biden and their maladministration ones.

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Godless Nation?

 

No, just an ungodly, opulent maladministration that considers itself and its fellow Democorrupt Party crooks above the law of either God or man. A malady on our nation that, yes, We the People can hope to change in the very near future.


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ere's the evidence that "we do not consider ourselves a Christian nation":

United States Constitution, conclusion to the original articles.

Done in Convention by the Unanimous Consent of the States present the Seventeenth Day of September in the Year of our Lord one thousand seven hundred and Eighty seven....


"Our Lord" being the Seventh Incarnation of Hinduism's Vishnu as Rama-Chandra.

President George Washington's Farewell Address.

The name of American, which belongs to you in your national capacity, must always exalt the just pride of patriotism more than any appellation derived from local discriminations. With slight shades of difference, you have the same religion....


This "same religion" being islam that, for the first and last time ever in its history, suspended "ideals and a set of values" which otherwise always bind its citizens enslaved subjects, to create our democratic republic.

President John Adams' letter to officers of the Massachusetts Militia's 3rd Brigade, 1st Division.

We have no government armed with power capable of contending with human passions unbridled by morality and religion. Avarice, ambition, revenge, or gallantry, would break the strongest cords of our Constitution as a whale goes through a net. Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.


That's why the Buddhists composing the constitutional convention of 1787, were able to pull off "the greatest single effort of national deliberation that the world has ever seen."

Even the White House's Easter Egg Roll shows "we do not consider ourselves a Christian nation."

As the nation prepares for Easter, schoolchildren of the Washington, D.C. area will look forward to attending annual Easter festivities on the White House lawn. This tradition was initiated by President Rutherford B. Hayes. But the history of youngsters being welcomed in the White House goes back 25 years earlier.

Children's groups were first received at the White House by James K. Polk and Zachary Taylor, who, welcomed Sunday School students to the White House on Independence Day.

Andrew Johnson offered the use of the South Lawn as a formation area for the Washington City Sunday School Union annual "day in May" parades, while their final parade (which included a portion of "The President's Own" Marine Band) marched through the East Room (under Grant's review), down the South Portico steps, and back to Pennsylvania Avenue.

This great Easter tradition began with a simple invitation of Sunday School children to the White House....



Ah, the atheists' famous "Sunday Schools." They've always been a big hit at the White House.

The images below definitely show it.

 

(left: B. Hussein Øbamuslim wearing his traditional religious garb; right: Former Senator Øfascist prostrates himself to muslim king)

Or how about President Thomas Jefferson's letter to Benjamin Rush?

In some of the delightful conversations with you, in the evenings of 1798-99, and which served as an anodyne to the afflictions of the crisis through which our country was then laboring, the Christian religion was sometimes our topic; and I then promised you, that one day or other, I would give you my views of it. They are the result of a life of inquiry & reflection, and very different from that anti-Christian system imputed to me by those who know nothing of my opinions. To the corruptions of Christianity I am indeed opposed; but not to the genuine precepts of Jesus himself. I am a Christian, in the only sense he wished any one to be; sincerely attached to his doctrines, in preference to all others; ascribing to himself every human excellence; & believing he never claimed any other.


Of course, the president had meant to say, "I am a Deist."

But I'll give our nation's first president the last word.

Of all the dispositions and habits which lead to political prosperity, religion and morality are indispensable supports. In vain would that man claim the tribute of patriotism, who should labor to subvert these great pillars of human happiness, these firmest props of the duties of men and citizens. The mere politician, equally with the pious man, ought to respect and to cherish them. A volume could not trace all their connections with private and public felicity. Let it simply be asked: Where is the security for property, for reputation, for life, if the sense of religious obligation desert the oaths which are the instruments of investigation in courts of justice? And let us with caution indulge the supposition that morality can be maintained without religion. Whatever may be conceded to the influence of refined education on minds of peculiar structure, reason and experience both forbid us to expect that national morality can prevail in exclusion of religious principle.

It is substantially true that virtue or morality is a necessary spring of popular government. The rule, indeed, extends with more or less force to every species of free government. Who that is a sincere friend to it can look with indifference upon attempts to shake the foundation of the fabric?

Promote then, as an object of primary importance, institutions for the general diffusion of knowledge. In proportion as the structure of a government gives force to public opinion, it is essential that public opinion should be enlightened.

As a very important source of strength and security, cherish public credit. One method of preserving it is to use it as sparingly as possible, avoiding occasions of expense by cultivating peace, but remembering also that timely disbursements to prepare for danger frequently prevent much greater disbursements to repel it, avoiding likewise the accumulation of debt, not only by shunning occasions of expense, but by vigorous exertion in time of peace to discharge the debts which unavoidable wars may have occasioned, not ungenerously throwing upon posterity the burden which we ourselves ought to bear.



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AWOL 'President'

 

"Tested" and epically failed.


“This provocative action will not go unnoticed and there will be consequences.”
Hideously Rotten al-Qlinton
Øfascist's secretary of state appeasement


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ommunist North Korea launches its Taepodong missile — yes, it can deliver one of that dictatorship's illegally-developed nuclear bombs to U.S. soil instead of a satellite to low Earth orbit — and Former Senator Øbraindead is still effectively vacationing in Europe hobnobbing with the upper crust there. AWOL. Dropping the ball. Shirking his duties. Dangerously irresponsible.

"Consequences," my assaulted intelligence. "Whenever you do something that we said you better not, we might tell you you better not do it again. Rinse. Repeat." That's what this empty word means now to every terrorist and tyrant who keels over with uncontrollable laughter right after hearing it.

But mainly it means "something I won't be interrupting my European vacation for."

Thanks again, 52'ers.

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The Poor Are the First Victims of Obamao's Massive Tax Increases

 

While he gives those with much higher incomes a hand out on the poor's backs.


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hey came first for poor and minority smokers, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a poor or minority smoker.

Then they came for the car makers, and I didn't speak up because I didn't make cars.

Then they came for our children's futures like there was no tomorrow, and I didn't speak up because I thought felt "set aside childish things" includes my literally setting aside their futures so, yes, I can spend all my time worrying just about mine.

Then they came for the rich, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't rich.

Then they came for private charities and nonprofits, and I didn't speak up because I didn't donate to any.

Then they came for talk radio hosts, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a talk radio host.

Then they came for the oil companies, and I didn't speak up because I didn't work for an oil company.

Then they came for automobile owners and homeowners, and I didn't speak up because I lived in public housing, rode public transportation, and didn't own a car or a home.

Then they came for all taxpayers, and I didn't speak up because I paid no taxes.

Then they came for the bloggers, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a blogger.

Then they came for law-abiding gun owners, and I didn't speak up because I was a gun-fearing wussy.

Then they came for our Constitution, and I didn't speak up because I'd been led to believe feel it was out of date and We the People needed "change."

Then they came for the conservatives "dangerous dissenters," and I didn't speak up because I was a "progressive" brain-dead liberal(bimrm).

Then they came for me, and by that time no one was left to speak up.

“I can make a firm pledge. Under my plan, no family making less than $250,000 a year will see any* form of tax increase. Not your income tax, not your payroll tax, not your capital gains taxes, not any* of your taxes. (*Except your unfairly regressive sales taxes, you foolish working-poor families suckers!)”


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